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Trigger Happy

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Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There’s no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can’t take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
I’ll blow their brains out with my smith and wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed nazi again
Now why’d you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, dad
You know, I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven’t figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We’ll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I’m so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We’ll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I’m prayin’ somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow you away

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