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Fat

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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I�ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
�cause I�m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I�m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I�ve got more chins than chinatown

Well, I�ve never used a phone booth
And I�ve never seen my toes
When I�m goin� to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I�m fat, I�m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, I�m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, I�m fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Don�tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who�s fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach I�m a lucky man
I�m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I�m gonna need my own zip code

When you�re only having seconds
I�m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I�m fat, I�m fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, I�m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, I�m fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who�s fat

If you see me comin� your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I�m hungry
Then won�t you feed my face

Because I�m fat, I�m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, I�m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, I�m fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I�m fat, I�m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, I�m fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I�m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I�m huge, I�m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I�m fat, I�m fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I�m fat and I�m proud
Just tell me once again who�s fat