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Traffic Jam

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Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No a.c.
And the radio’s broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I’ve been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you’re wondering
I’ll tell you where I am
I’m right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven’t moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway’s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
My radiator’s boiling hot
And I’m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Trapped inside
My automobile
Cobweb’s gowin’
On the steerin’ wheel
Now, I’m no genius
But one thing I know
I shouldn’t have had that bag of bran muffins
An hour and a half ago
Yeah, and if you need to find me
I’ll tell you where I am
I’m right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven’t moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway’s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Well, I thought we were movin’ but I guess we’re not
’cause I’m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...
Yay-hey!

There’s a yuppie on a cellular phone
I’m gonna puke if I here any more
There’s a motorcycle zoomin’ by me
Watch what happens when I open my door
Now we’re all goin’ nowhere fast
Well, I guess that’s perfectly clear
I left home five hours ago
And I can still see my house from here
So if anybody’s tryin’ to find me
Well, I’ll tell you where I am
Right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven’t moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway’s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Now my back teeth are floatin’ and my nerves are shot
And I’m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Traffic jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!

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