He痴 a serious mister
Shake his hand and he値l twist your arm
With monopoly money
We値l be buying the funny farm
So I値l do flips,
And get paid in chips
From a diamond as big as the ritz--
Then I知 calling it quits
Eyes the color of candy
Lies to cover the handicap
Though your slippers are ruby
You値l be led to the booby trap
And there痴 no prize,
Just a smaller size
So I知 wearing the shoe til it fits--
Then I知 calling it quits
Now he痴 numbering himself among the masterminds
Cause he痴 hit upon the leverage of valentines
Lifting dialogue from judy garland storylines
Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines
But oh, those polaroid babies
Taking chances with rabies
Happy to tear me to bits--
Well, I知 calling it quits
Yes, I知 calling it quits.
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