Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel
[silverware clicking]
M1: can you pass the beats please?
F1: here you go
M1: thanks
Brad: hey mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! and I’m gonna go if that’s ok with you.
Mom: nooo!!
Brad: why not mom?
F1: yeah, why mom? he should go.
Brad: it’s gonna be fun. I’ll get to meet new people...
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
Brad: oh mom...
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
F1: don’t wory brad.
F2: hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn’t that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. what do you think?
Mom: nooo!!
F2: really? I really like it...
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
F2: oh mom, who is?
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
F2: mom, you’re so paranoid.
Mom: nooo!!
M3: hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs.
Mom: nooo!!
M3: yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o’clock...
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
M3: do you think you could drop me off there? ...
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
M3: how am I gonna get there?
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
M3: I’ll walk I guess.
Mom: nooo!!
Cindy: mom, can you pass the salad dressing?
Mom: nooo!!
Cindy: please?
Mom: nooo!!
Cindy: come on, mom.
Mom: nooo!!
Brad: I’ll get it for you cindy.
Cindy: thanks brad.
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
Cindy: thanks for the tip, ma.
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
Brad: hey everyone, let’s just go out for ice cream.
Mom: nooo!!
Brad: why are we eating inside? it’s a beautiful night. we need to get out more.
Mom: nooo!!
Cindy: mother, brad is right.
Mom: nooo!!
Cindy: we should go out, it’ll be fun.
Mom: nooo!!
Cindy: come on, let’s go, I could go for some maple walnut.
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
M3: yeah, we haven’t gone out together in a long time.
Mom: nooo!!
Cindy: you wanna come dave?
Mom: nooo!!
Dave: no, I’ll hang out with mom.
M1: you sure?
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: yeah, go without me.
M3: all right, see you guys later.
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you’re quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?
Mom: nooo!!
Dave: please?
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: mom, you’re over reacting!
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: why are you so overprotective!?
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
Dave: mom! I’m going to the ice cream place! you’re just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!
[bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at you!
[screen door closes]
Mom: they’re all gonna laugh at him!
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